The problem with black cars.

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 05/01/2019 at 19:52 • Filed to: None

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*I enter home with a wet windbreaker and soaked shoes*

Sister: What the hell happened to you?!?

Me: I had a meeting a few blocks away, I took my bike.

Sister:What the fuck is wrong with you, why didn’t you take your car?!?

Me: I... I didn’t want to get it dirty

Sister: What the-

Me: I don’t want to wash it again this week. 

Car *Gets dirty anyway*

RPM esq. > Spanfeller is a twat 05/01/2019 at 19:55

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See, this is why you have to buy a gray car to go with your black car so you can drive the gray car when you don’t want to get your black car dirty.

...don’t tell my sister that or she will make fun of me too.

Spanfeller is a twat > RPM esq. 05/01/2019 at 19:57

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Men: Ugh women take too long to get ready

Also men *Spends three hours a week cleaning a car* 

Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat 05/01/2019 at 19:57

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Black cars are like black holes. Any and all particles in the area  that have positive mass are instantly attracted to and accrete on their surfaces.

How could you not know this?

Chuckles > Spanfeller is a twat 05/01/2019 at 20:16

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You didn't want to drive your car in the rain? That's a free car wash!

Spanfeller is a twat > Chuckles 05/01/2019 at 20:19

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Not here; when rain is light it’s also acid because of the pollutants, and when rain is heavy, it’s also hail because of the altitude. 

Chuckles > Spanfeller is a twat 05/01/2019 at 20:23

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Sounds like you need to buy a car that you're actually willing to drive in those conditions. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Chariotoflove 05/01/2019 at 20:24

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The dealer is a bigger vacuum than the car, where no particles are attached to the car and it looks astonishing in black. It’s part of special relativity (just as is going into a BMW dealer and thinking a 3er is a good deal: It is, compared to a 7er) 

Spanfeller is a twat > Chuckles 05/01/2019 at 20:28

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Well, it only rains in the summer... it’s only a quarter of the year! the rest of the time I do drive. 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Spanfeller is a twat 05/02/2019 at 00:09

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Well you know, black cars look better in the shade...

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Spanfeller is a twat 05/02/2019 at 07:01

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After owning a few black cars, let me tell you, a good instant detailer is your friend.

Also using damn good wax.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Spanfeller is a twat 05/02/2019 at 07:02

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In my defense I clean the car “while” she’s getting ready and I’m still done first.